银青

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看完天籁意犹未尽已经四刷
太太们活跃起来吧
我已经寂寞如雪
再没有粮我都要自己产了
奈何没有脑洞没有文笔
求更新啊啊啊

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突然发现有四十几个粉丝不管你们看不看我说的话
我只想说
我要开始萌一些很奇怪的cp了
怕雷先取关我...

好早之前存下的照片
只想说
我的天!!!




图源好久之前的网络

7) A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro. There are no sentiments between two bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail.

6) A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a gym locker room. Corollary to this states, if a bro gets naked in the locker room, all other bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while at the same time immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage. If your towel drops to the ground, so should your eyes.

5) Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.

4) A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason.

NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math. Second, I urge you to look at this document for what it is a piece of fiction meant to entertain a broad audience through the prism of stereotypical gender differences. I mean, sometimes it really is like we’re from different planets! Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.











* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.